Ben Morrish

Do You Have a Dirty Mind? These Domains Will Find Out For You!



Posted: Tuesday, July 07, 2009

by Ben Morrish
http://alltruism.blogspot.com


Domain names are strange creatures - all lowercase, and with all the words squashed together without spaces. This can lead to some domains having more than one interpretation.

And the interpretation you pick might say a lot about how dirty your mind is! Take a look at the domain names below and see how dirty YOUR mind is:

Score 1 point on the Dirt Mind-O-Meter for every domain you get wrong. Score more than 6 and I'm afraid you're probably the possessor of a sick mind :)

www.lesbocages.com - It's actually French, Les Bocages, and something to do with trees. It's not Lesbo Cages, and if you thought it was you've just scored your first point:)

www.sydneytherapist.com - This is actually the website of a therapist based in Sydney, Australia. It isn't a page about SydneyTheRapist.

www.nobjs.org - It's actually North Of Boston Jewish Singles. It isn't No BJs.org.

www.blackhatebook.com - This site sounds racist, but it isn't really a Black Hate Book, it is actually Black Hat eBook.

www.oldmanshaven.com - This is actually a site offering cabin rentals in a place called Old Man's Haven. It isn't something sick about a shaven elderly gentleman.

www.nycanal.com - This is about canals in New York (NY). It is not about anal in New York City (NYC).

www.americanscrapmetal.com - This is about Scrap Metal, it isn't suggesting people from America produce metal poos!

www.ladrape.co.uk - More French language - it's La Drape. Not Lad Rape.

www.budget.co.ck - This is actually about cheap car rental in the Cook Islands. Not about cheap male "equipment". Sorry.

www.whorepresents.com - no, this site cannot help you choose a gift for any whores in your life, but they can tell you Who Represents a particular celebrity.

www.expertsexchange.com - it is really an Exchange for Experts, not a site offering expert sex change services. Sorry if I got your hopes up.

www.speedofart.com - no, this is not about passing wind in skimpy swimwear. It is about the Speed of Art.

www.penisland.net - this site is of course about Pen Island. If you thought anything else, that's another point for you!

www.powergenitalia.com - obviously this is the Italian Power Gen energy company's website.

How did you score?

Most of these sites are still up and running, so you can visit them...if you trust my descriptions to be correct of course :)

Benjamin K Morrish is a UK-based amateur writer, interested in a wide range of topics from science to silliness.
 
He enjoys debating science, pseudoscience and religion, and spends a lot of time over at Richard Dawkins.net.
 
When he isn't there, he can usually be found writing his blog, All True.
 
Despite having passed the big 3-0 and having the cynicism of a man twice his age, he regularly gets asked for identification when trying to purchase alcohol.
 
 
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Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)
» left by Lorrie Davids
2 years 297 days ago.
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Ben, just when I needed a laugh I see your article! Thanks for demonstrating how easy it is to jump to a conclusion in cyberspace.
» left by Ben Morrish 2 years 296 days ago.
48 fans.
Thanks for reading! :)
» left by Larissa Rubijevsky
2 years 54 days ago.
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Ben great article :)
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